Is there such a thing as a stupid question?

Yes. A few of my favorites:

Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? I've wondered this. He/she will see your naked hiney one way or another.

If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? I believe you own the airspace all the way up, too.

Why can't women put their mascara on with their mouth closed? Why can't men look at pretty women with their mouths closed?

Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"? If I call myself "Bob" then I'm still being anonymous.

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? I actually had to go check my freezer.

Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? My toaster seems to do that on any setting.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? I think it was a man.

If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner? Does Banquet make road runner fingers?

19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Goats?

If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong? Yes.

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass? I hope I never get a hemorrhoid as big as an asteroid.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window? Bad breath? Nah...they sniff poop so why would they care about bad breath...